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you've stumbled upon my insane, liberal work of boredom.

a few things you should know before rummaging through here:

i'm not trying to impress anyone. if you're offended or have a complaint, keep it to yourself, it's your own damn fault. however, if you have a compliment or comment worthy of my time, please feel free to chuck it my way.

i will be using language which may not be suitable for... well, yourself. do you have virgin eyes? if your answer was "yes," then i would advise you to cease reading. there's no telling what may go on in this madhouse of a site.

most of the stuff you see here probably isn't very new, i'll update this when i get bored and/or have too much time on my hands. we'll see how often that happens.

oh yeah, and lastly, don't take anything i say seriously. most everything i say/type is either sarcasm, a joke, or complete nonsense lacking any evidence that there were braincells creating it.

i guess that's all for now... maybe more later, i just can't think of anything else i'd like to say. with that said...

happy reading, bitches.

when was the last time i wasn't such a lazy asshole?

11/10/04 - the first real work to the site.
front page: medium rare with a side of cranberries.

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if you look like a dumbass, talk like a dumbass, and act like a dumbass, you probably are a dumbass. if this is you, don't contact me. otherwise, feel free.